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starlightvld · 1 month ago
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Bait & Switch, pt. 10 - The END! (almost)
Part 1 // Part 2 // Part 3 // Part 4 // Part 5 // Part 6 // Part 7 // Part 8 // Part 9 // Part 10 // Epilogue
Based on "I wasn't in that tunnel."
Call of Duty, soapghost // CW: Hurt/Comfort, MWIII spoilers
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Watching Johnny launch himself at Makarov is like staring into the headlights of an oncoming car. The blue of Johnny's eyes through the helmet visor burn with rage, and though the emotion isn't meant for Ghost, he can't help the way his body instinctively tries to dodge the attack.
It doesn't matter. He's too slow. The impact sends them all sprawling across the rooftop, and Johnny scrambles on top of Makarov to smack something out of his hand.
It's not until the small, bright green thing skitters across the roof and cracks against the brick wall of the roof access, bright green seeping out to pool around it, that it finally clicks.
Johnny tackled Makarov to save Ghost.
Makarov screams in frustration... and then grunts in pain as Johnny's fist connects with his face. At the same moment, a bullet punches Ghost's plating into his ribs, and he finally takes his eyes off Johnny long enough to aim his weapon.
The remaining soldier seems to have some back up now — probably people waiting in the wings in case Johnny proved too much for the small team. Johnny is wailing on Makarov, punch after punch accompanied by a growling scream gone tinny from the helmet speakers, but Ghost's heart jumps into his throat as he realizes Johnny is also still in the firing line. Ghost's return fire is keeping their adversaries cautious, and they won't dare take too many shots because of Makarov being in the way. 
But there are already at least two dents in Johnny's helmet. Who knows how many more bullets have hit his armor, leaving vicious bruises at a minimum and possibly causing internal bleeding from the impacts. As high tech as the armor is, Johnny can't survive a full-out onslaught of gunfire.
Another bullet hits Ghost's plating, this time right over his newly-healed bullet would. Ghost growls, dodges behind cover, and sets his sights on the remaining soldiers.
"Johnny! Get to cover!"
The rage dims, and a bit of lucidity seeps back into Johnny's eyes. He doesn't respond, but he rolls both himself and Makarov until they're behind the brick wall of the stairwell entry. Makarov is struggling in earnest now, and Ghost's heart rate ratchets up a few more desperate thumps per minute. He leans out of cover just as one of Makarov's team does and shoots the soldier right between the eyes. He ducks back under the spray of shattering brick where his face used to be. He switches to the broad channel to hear Laswell using her stern voice in the comms.
"Ghost. Soap. This is Watcher-1. Report in now. That's an order. Over."
"Watcher-1, this is Ghost. Makarov is on the roof with me and Johnny. We're under fire. Requestin' immediate backup."
Another soldier pops out from behind an AC unit as Ghost leans around the corner, and Ghost fires. The man drops.
Two down... Three? Or maybe four to go.
"You're on the roof with Soap?" Laswell asks, something incredulous and yet resigned in her tone.
"Affirmative." Ghost glances over, his heart slowing a bit when he sees Johnny has regained his position over Makarov, though he's only getting in a punch every now and then as Makarov fights back. Ghost can't make out much of Makarov's features from all the blood, though. "Better get here fast if you want Makarov alive. Johnny's beatin' his face in."
"And you're not stopping him?" 
"Under fire, remember? Can't get to him."
Which is technically true. If Ghost ran across the open area between them, he'd likely end up with at least one extra hole in his body. The reality, though, is that he wouldn't even if he could. Not unless Makarov somehow got the upper hand and Johnny needed back up.
"Ghost, this is Price. We're on our way in the helo. Sitrep."
Sure enough, the sound of helo blades cuts through the gunfire. Ghost reloads and dips out of cover — only to dodge back at another spray of brick. 
"At least four hostiles are spread across the rooftop. Ductwork and mechanical units givin' 'em lots of cover."
"Roger," Price says, "Safest angle for us to come at you?"
"South. Johnny and I are fully covered from that direction and that's where most of Makarov's people are."
Ghost glances over at Johnny—
—who has a pistol pressed against Makarov's forehead. A pistol that looks a lot like the one that Ghost finds is missing from his thigh holster. Must've snagged it when he knocked them all down.
Ghost switches over to their private channel. "Sitrep, Sergeant."
"Got him," Johnny pants through the comms, his voice too panicked for Ghost's liking. "I got him right where we want him. He moves a millimeter, though, I'm gonna blow his head off."
"Sounds good, Johnny. Take some deep breaths for me, eh? Breathe in..."
The guns around them have gone quiet in direct proportion to the beat of the helo blades, but Ghost focuses on the short, panicky breaths in his ear. Johnny swallows and his breathing changes to one of a measured inhale interrupted by small gasps.
"Now breathe out. Slowly."
The sound changes again to something like a hiss of air through teeth. It's not perfect, but at least Johnny is with it enough to listen to Ghost. He guides him through a couple more breaths even as the helo pops up on the south side to rain gunfire down on the remaining hostiles. An RPG whistles through the air. The helo dodges and aims at the location the grenade came from, destroying the ducts and sending metal and brick flying. 
The broken whisper in Ghost's ear brings all his focus back to Johnny in an instant.
"I can't... Ghost... I can't let him live."
"He talkin' to you?"
"Aye. It's... he..." A harsh growl erupts from Johnny's throat and ebbs into a half whine. Ghost is ready to launch himself across the divide, bullets be damned, when Johnny continues, "I cannae live my life knowing he's out there somewhere. Tha' he might get out again. Tha' you or I or any of the people I care about might be in danger because he's still walking the Earth."
A villa in a rainforest rises up in Ghost's mind, blood spraying from the bullet placed between the eyes of the man who had terrorized him for months followed by fire that consumed everything in its wake. He meets Johnny's eyes across the yawning gap of bullet-riddled roof between them.
"Looks like he's movin' to me," Ghost says in a matter-of-fact tone. "Better put him down."
Johnny's eyes flare as he stares at Ghost before turning his gaze to Makarov. There's a moment of silence except for the helo blades cutting through the air, though Ghost can see Makarov's blood-stained lips moving—
A single gunshot shatters the relative silence.
Makarov's body jerks and then stills as blood begins to pool around his head. Johnny scrambles to his feet, still hovering over the body with his gun pointed at Makarov.
Three more shots ring out, but Makarov doesn't move for those. Ghost hums.
"Good work, Sergeant. Another terrorist down. Switch to the main channel, and we'll wrap this up, alright?"
He watches just long enough to see Johnny's hand move toward his comms and switches over himself in time to hear Price swearing up a storm.
"—amn it, Ghost. If you don't give me a sitrep in two seconds, I'm gonna come down there and kill you myself."
"Ghost 'ere. We're solid." Ghost looks over to meet Johnny's gaze. "Target KIA."
There's a silence on the other end until Laswell's voice comes online.
"Repeat that, Bravo 7-1."
Ghost doesn't look away from Johnny as he says, "Target down. Tried to escape. Was the only way to keep him from gettin' away again."
Laswell doesn't respond. She's probably pissed off, but so is Ghost. She's the one who asked Johnny to put himself in danger by being here at all.
Though it's true that Makarov probably wouldn't have shown himself if Johnny hadn't come.
"Ghost, Soap, you're clear," Price says. "Vaqueros are on the way up to bag and tag. We'll RV by the warehouse."
Ghost is moving before Price finishes, dashing across the space to Johnny, who is now staring down at the mangled, bloody face of his tormentor who he very nearly beat to death. Slowly, Ghost reaches out and presses a hand to Johnny's chest.
"You with me, Johnny?"
"Always."
It sounds like an automatic reply, but when Johnny lifts his head, eyes overflowing with tears, there's no distance or haze clouding his gaze. Ghost reaches up to mute his comms. Johnny does the same before reaching under his chin to unlatch his helmet and pull it off. It falls from his hands, the clatter loud without the helo or gunfire to mute the noise. 
"It's over," Johnny gasps, his voice little more than an incredulous whisper. "He's gone."
"You did good, Johnny."
"Why're ye here? Ye werenae supposed to be on overwatch."
Ghost shrugs. "The Vaquero assigned to overwatch was eager to be part of the action on the ground. I was doin' him a favor." A broken laugh bursts from Johnny's heaving chest, and Ghost slides his gloved hand up to cup Johnny's tear-stained cheek. "Told you I wouldn't let owt happen to you. Not now. Not ever again."
Johnny's face goes soft, and Ghost can't resist any longer. He lifts his mask, leans in, and kisses Johnny the way he's been aching to since that day in the hospital... and all those days before when he thought Johnny was gone from his world.
The distant sound of the stairwell door opening pulls them apart, but only by a few inches. They confirm that their company is, in fact, the Vaqueros before turning back to each other. Johnny is grinning at him, his expression bordering on giddy.
"So all I've gotta do to get ye to kiss me is kill a terrorist in cold blood? Good to know."
"No terrorist murder necessary. Just keep bein' 'ere, Johnny. Just stay with me. 'S'all I need."
"Oh, but..."
Johnny trails off, his brows furrowing so deeply Ghost is compelled to smooth a thumb over the puckered skin. "But what?"
"Ye just never seemed to want" — Johnny looks around them and lowers his voice — "more, ye ken?"
"You mean when I was recoverin' from gettin' shot and you from years of torture?"
Johnny blinks, his mouth opening and closing a few times before he finally stutters out a soft, "Well, when ye put it tha' way, I suppose ye've got a point... but ye should know..."
Johnny grunts when they have to move away from Makarov's body so the Vaqueros can bag it. His gaze is fixed on Makarov's bloody face until the bag zips up over it.
When he doesn't continue his train of thought, Ghost puts a hand on his waist and squeezes to get his attention. Johnny flinches and hisses through his teeth.
"Shit, you broken?"
"Nae. Just bruised to hell and back. I stopped counting after ten hits to the armor."
Ghost blows out a long breath, his spiking heart rate calming with the confirmation Johnny isn't bleeding out, though he still needs medical attention stat. 
"Christ. You're a head case, Johnny."
"Aye, but I'm yer head case," he says, flashing that sudden, broad grin that Ghost hasn't seen in more than three years. "And yer mine," he adds as he curls discreet fingers through Ghost's thigh strap.
Ghost doesn't argue as he directs Johnny to the stairs. They'll have time later to discuss the finer points of their mutual insanity.
They have time. And Ghost will never take a single second of it for granted again.
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Part 1 // Part 2 // Part 3 // Part 4 // Part 5 // Part 6 // Part 7 // Part 8 // Part 9 // Part 10 // Epilogue
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wildflowercryptid · 1 year ago
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now that i've played the epilogue, i'm back on my gay shit.
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reineydraws · 4 months ago
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had to draw this to understand the way i feel about him now that the manga's ended. 🥲 on that note: if you like hawks and his ending, maybe don't read my tags lol. it's not bashing (imo) but they're not v nice. 😅
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bg + unobstructed pose under the cut!
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his expression's a lil different 'cuz i only changed the merged layer, all the lighting effects already flattened onto it. 💀 alas.
#hawks#mha hawks#bnha hawks#takami keigo#keigo takami#bnha#bnha fanart#mha#mha fanart#spoilers#bnha spoilers#mha spoilers#it's not very positive lol i don't really like the way his character ended 🥲#i think his hero worship for endeavor blinded him from seeing or doing anything that could make a difference#i was so let down when he didm't have any sort of critique or moral dilemma after the touya reveal#and just immediately supported endeavor--it made me think he wss incapable of being critical of his idol.#only further underscored with the way he remembers his endeavor plushie while he defends the rabking system.#like. he thinks about his childhood toy of his hero while he defends the system that ultimately caused that ''hero'' to ruin his family.#so blinded by that pedestal that he unironically thinks about the BIGGEST example of why the ranking system does NOT work#WHILE he defends said system.#he was introduced as this morally complicated guy and instead of his childhood worship of a flawed guy making him more interesting#by having him really THINK about what it means that his hero inadvertently created a super villain#he was instead flattened into an endeavor fan boy. and even tho he was introduced as a guy w a complicated bg of#villainous father + harshly trained by the HPSC from a young age he still doesn't do very much with the system of which he's gained charge.#if he thought of the plushie as a memory of what it meant to have a symbol of hope in his hands it's like...#hawks... abolishing the ranking system wont stop merch and news articles and good PR from happening...#anyways yeah. he was one of my faves for a really long time but the way he ends... i dont like that guy.#that being said him becoming president of the HPSC isnt smth i hate even tho idve given him a vacay and his sought-after free time.#and i like that he brings a katana around now. i tried to make the projection make it look like his epilogue self has wings.#oh and i hated the tiny epilogue panel that made it look like endeavor replaced his entire set of kids. :) just. absolutely loathed it. :))
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marimeeko · 4 months ago
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Imagine if izuku let's his class know about his cool new super suit by one day coming in during their combat training and being like
"Today, your challenge is this!" *steps out from behind some other teachers who are overseeing, and strikes a signature AllMight pose with his hands on his hips* "DEFEAT ME!"
And his class full of kids goes wild at the sight of their sensei looking like a full on hero, until now they've really only seen photos and videos from 6 to 8 years ago when he was in the war and his second and third year at UA.
They ask him if his quirk is back, and Izuku smiles fondly and says no, but some very special people have created a way for him to do herowork again!
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llumimoon · 1 year ago
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Introducing the Erased AU!!! or as I like to call it: The Mysterious Disappearance of Normally Oak
Hehehehe I actually came up w/ this back in May (with the help of @kaseyskat <3) but it's been modified to be more canon compliant since some recent things got the brain gears turning :]c
The premise is essentially Norm and Dood do some. very silly goofs. aka w/out telling anyone Normal decides to go back to the Doodler's home dimension w/ Dood to keep them company and through some magic shenanigans everyone now has no recollection of Normal or the Doodler apocalypse- everything is a picturesque happy ending... or is it?
Sparrow is the first to realize something's up due to her new art studio being where Normal's bedroom used to be, but the others aren't very far behind. They all have to put the clues they discover together in order to figure out what happened and bring Normal back. Speaking of, I dunno how long a human can last in an eldritch dimension after all...
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autistic-katara · 1 month ago
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icl i would be at least a little happy with almost any ending for stranger things but one thing that would ruin all of it would be an epilogue (of a decade or more later)
#it would just kinda ruin the fun of imagining them doing whatever tf i want them to these days yk#like even if everyone got together the way i wanted them and got the jobs i think fit etc it would still just kill the creativity#+ even the small things would annoy me like what if i just don’t like what one of them named their kids. or dresses like in 20 years#maybe i wanted them divorced by then but that would’ve angered the fans#maybe i wanted to imagine that single person’s future spouse myself (or keep them single in my head)#what if i want them to recover from this or that or still be working on it. what if i the adult/older actors look shit#anyways point is do not do an epilogue timeskip of more than 5/6years PLEASE i am begging u duffer brothers#stranger things#byler#<- u guys get me on this yk#even if byler isn’t canon at the end i can still at least imagine they do in uni or in their 30s or whenever#as long as there isn’t some fucking scene where mike and el r old and married in 2023 or something#would just kinda ruin all of it; making us see them as old ass adults with their entire lives set it stone yk#manifesting a few month/year timeskip where everyone gets a happy ending isn’t all “and then they lived a nice life in this specific way”#and especially manifesting that we don’t get an#“i haven’t seen you guys in decades how’ve you been? sucks that erica died in a car crash last year. she was almost 40”#type epilogue (if we must have one)#like no hate to amphibia and that one 80s movie but it just kinda makes what happened before a bit pointless if it focused on their#relationships at all#like cool we spent years watching these friendships grow and adapt only for u to go “yeah and we’re strangers now soz :)” like ok so none o#that lasted#idgaf if it’s “realistic” if i wanted realistic representation of childhood friends into adulthood id think about real life and shit#idk random rant if they do any of this shit i WILL kill all of them and then myself#ryan shut the fuck up
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houseswife · 11 months ago
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doomed tragic yaoi is all fun and games until you start pondering the Life They Could’ve Had
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davepepsisprite · 1 year ago
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more doodles from the fabled ''stabdads 2 electric boogaloo'' au, featuring shadow-based magic (remember that?) for some reason
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greenerteacups · 8 months ago
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What do you think as Hermione's career would be post battle of Hogwarts? To me her being minister for magic really doesn't make sense. She does not have patience or tact to wade through murky waters of politics 😭😭
So hard to say! The Trio are so, so young when we leave them, I find it almost impossible to project their futures farther than a few years out. The job that suited me at 17 would be radically unsuited to me now. That's why of all the Trio, Ron's ending strikes me as the most realistic — he jumps straight into the save-the-world business again, burns out, realizes he's actually Done The Fuck Enough, Thanks, and pivots into a low-stress career where he gets to see his family a lot. Feels accurate! The others are weirder to me because they do seem to just... pick a lane and stay there.
With Hermione, you could spin her a couple ways. You could say that she leans into her bookish side and does research or teaching, which is not my preference for a couple reasons (namely, I don't think Hermione would like academia as a profession; she finds her classwork interesting and enjoys intellectual validation, but she'd be stifled and wasted in a DPhil program, and she'd be infuriated by the administrative politicking of your average higher-ed faculty). You could say that she gets disaffected with politics and ends up as a barrister or a lobbyist of some kind, but if anything that requires more political finesse, because you don't actually have institutional power, you're just handling the people who make decisions and trying to persuade them of your goals. This is not Hermione's preferred method of influence. She's not even particularly good at persuasion, she just happens to be smart enough (and right often enough) that people take her ideas seriously.
Or you could say her brashness fades with the years into a softened flavor of tell-you-like-it-is honesty, which some politicians actually do successfully trade on; as we see in British politics today, you don't have to be all that charming or clever to get ahead, you just need to be really driven and well-connected (which Hermione completely is; she fought shoulder-to-shoulder with the first postwar Minister and her bestie, the Literal Messiah, runs the Auror Office.) But I don't know if Hermione especially wants to be Minister, after the war. She's just watched years of horrendous bureaucratic incompetence plunge the country into a violent civil conflict. She's had not one, but two Ministers of Magic try to bully or shame her friends into complicity with fascism. Her view of government is... likely extremely dark.
But Hermione also isn't the kind of person who sees her life as a quest for happiness. Babygirl has a savior complex that makes Harry look selfish. (She basically kills her parents — yeah, obliviating is a form of murder, #changemymind — "for their own good," and justifies every batshit, vindictive, mean-spirited move she ever pulls on the grounds that it "helps" one of her friends.) She is a mean, lean, dragon-slaying machine, and she needs a dragon. After Voldemort, the Ministry is the no. 1 threat to muggle-borns and non-wizarding Beings. As a war heroine with basically infinite political capital, I'd be surprised if she didn't try to do something there. That said, Hermione is so vivacious and dynamic that she could potentially grow in a hundred different directions; it's possible that all of this, while true of her at 18, becomes completely inaccurate by 22. That's why I'm not too fussed about any particular fanon interpretation.
#greenteacup asks#sidebar: I know Minister “of” Magic is an Americanism but mea culpa#Someday I might actually bite it and pay someone to britpick Lionheart but I can't do it now#because I have a ban on editing published fic unless it's finished. Otherwise I'll never get around to writing the actual ending#I have a Process#is it the best process? likely not! but it makes the words go. so here we are.#I also think the fact that JKR is Gen X makes a difference here. careers worked differently in the 80s and 90s than they do now#i.e. we have the gig economy and a lot more mobility and EXPECTATION of mobility in your early life#that means career changes & professional pivots through your 20s and 30s are increasingly normal#and in fact have always been normal — but the image of the 'true' or 'ideal' career has changed#so we look at those careers and go hm. really? none of them changed?#none of them even went to uni? do wizards... just not?#but again. I believe the epilogue was written almost completely without consideration as to what happened between the BOH and then#I really believe that JKR did not know what happened to Harry except a wedding and 3 kids. because that was the whole point#I don't think she even knew what his career was when she wrote that scene#It existed to marry everyone off and do a quick munchkin headcount#because of the understandable temptation as an author to keep your hand on the wheel. but it didn't even matter!#the epilogue changed NOTHING! it was the most useless chapter in the series! I just — GOD#you can absolutely accuse me of being sour grapes about my ships getting nixed. I AM sour grapes. I AM a hater.#AND I have plot/theme/craft reasons for disliking it.#I'm not objective. I just want credit for being a sophisticated hater. my grapes may be sour but they're still artisinal.
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epickiya722 · 3 hours ago
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It's so funny (not) to see some people go "Yuta stay winning, he's stronger than Yuji" because "he's the head of the Gojo clan" and "omg, he clapped Maki"...
Thank you for making it clear to me that Maki is just an object to you. (And I only seen Panda mention Yuta, so... eh? Panda knew Maki, too, in fact longer. So why wouldn't he say Yuta and Maki's grandchildren?)
Some people really just see her as "Yuta's girl"... disgusting, shameful, I despise you.
People have kids every day. Celebrating Yuta having grandkids is weird really. He didn't have no goals to have sex.
Second, I wouldn't say Yuta is stronger than Yuji or call it a win because he became head of a clan that didn't even treat Satoru like a person.
Maybe helpful because maybe over the years, Yuta changed how the clan behaves, but that is a maybe. To say it's a "win"? Especially seeing everything Satoru went through?
HECK NO!!
I'm not becoming head of a family at all, especially one I don't know. I can't even imagine how they treated him. I'm sorry, let's be real, the Gojo Clan like any other family only made Yuta the head (or acting I think I saw in one translation) because of his strength. Most likely, they see him as just another weapon to polish to keep up with their image.
And for once, stop dragging Yuji? Like what did he do to even earn the hate some folks be giving him? Like, what is this made up rivalry people be having between Yuta and Yuji?
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theintelligentfool · 4 months ago
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hey! i'm still thinking a lot about the minecraft movie and how much potential there is to take the plot in just about any direction - i understand why it would be impractical at best to try and make a film adaptation of the fallen kingdom saga, but that would probably be my favorite...
all this to say: i would love to see other people's takes on potential plots! i think it's actually kind of a lovely way to capture different people's relationships to the game - so reblog this and add (on the post or in the tags) any ideas you feel strongly about? :0
#me personally if i came up with an original plot rather than Music Video Adaptation#i think it could be about some kids with a minecraft server together (maybe only some of them are already familiar with the game) with#several realworld scenes in live action and !!!ANIMATED!!! scenes taking place on the server (maybe several different styles! to represent#mods or their different playstyles or just a gag about resource packs or whatever! but that's very self indulgent) and the live action#real world scenes would have them Uncovering Mysteries of some sort that tie into Strange Mishaps taking place on their server#magic stuff like the villager npcs coming to life! that sort of thing! :)#something something they have to Save The World by saving their minecraft server from a threat (ender dragon army? herobrine? Corruption™?)#and the epilogue is like... they've defeated the threats and keep playing happily in their server with the npcs (villagers + a pet mob) and#figure out how to transfer them to new worlds so they get to keep doing something new but never have to give up eachother or what they shar#several cameo roles by people like joehills if possible#minecraft#mineblr#minecraft movie#the minecraft movie#...also i think them playing on hypixel or something for a training montage would be really cute#fool.txt#ALSO. ive seen some people suggest stop motion (banger) or MCSM style (banger) or straight up old minecraft music video animations (banger)#but my favorite by far to picture is something that takes more inspiration from the spiderverse movies / the new tmnt movie / mitchells vs#the machines But Squares And With Pixel Textures#i think it would be pretty...#also i want the end poem's themes as a plot point honest to god#maybe it plays over the epilogue?#or during the climax as they Save The Game™#...anyways
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wildflowercryptid · 1 year ago
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⚠️ [ spoilers for kieran's clubroom trade dialogue below! ]
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the fact that this is the other instance of kieran doing this shy glance back and forth animation is going to straight up kill me i stg— ( also, yes, i gave them a luvdisc, it only felt right considering the situation. )
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marimeeko · 4 months ago
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After the fifth time that Katsuki pops up at UA, surprising Izuku with Bento for lunch, calling him "sensei" in a cocky(affectionate) tone, Kouta just stops at Izuku's desk on his way out of the room and asks him point blank,
"So are you and DynaMight actually dating, or what?"
Izuku sputtering and dropping all of his paperwork and avoiding the question out of sheer dumbfoundedness.
Then, the sixth time that Katsuki barges in, as he is thrusting the bento into Izukus hands as usual, Kota raises his hand, and stands up from his seat and yells out,
"DynaMight, sir!! Pardon me, but are you dating Deku-Sensei??" And the whole class gasps and whispers. Katsuki appears just as dumbfounded as he looks wide-eyed at Kouta and the students.
"Kouta!" Izuku balks, but then Katsuki suddenly grins mischievously. Izuku doesn't trust that look...
"Well, brat, maybe I SHOULD date him, then I could make sure Sensei doesn't forget to eat every day, right??" Katsuki looked entirely too pleased at the louder gasps and chatter that came from the students. He has a wicked grin as he turns his sharp red eyes back to Izuku.
"K-Kacchan, what are you doing?!" Izuku stammers, beet red and grabbing his arm. "This is not the time for--"
"If you don't want me disrupting your class, then stop leaving your Bento in the fridge!!" Katsuki scolds Izuku before swinging himself back out of the open window. There was a fresh wave of gasps and excited murmuring at the insinuationthat the two lived together. "We're ROOM MATES, OK?" He adds hastily, pointing his finger at the noisy classroom of kids.
He drops out the window and blasts off.
Izuku is left, stood at his desk, hands planted and hanging his head, trying to collect enough of himself to quell the riotous theories now flying around his classroom.
Kouta stands at his own desk amidst his unruly classmates, eyes narrowed as if he had just realized something, "I knew it!" He hisses.
"You're the worst," Izuku texts Katsuki later.
"I know" katsuki replies.
"Now eat your fuckin food or I'll stop making it for you."
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I think I was inspired by this art post ^^;
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meownotgood · 10 months ago
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bad news: I am very sick right now and these cough drops I have to take every few minutes taste like shit
good news: under the influence chapter two on saturday (probably) (unless I spontaneously get even sicker) (pray for me)
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seaglassdinosaur · 11 months ago
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I love the idea of aroace hiccup who because of his constant questing never had that point in his adolescence where he recognized he wasn’t feeling attraction, unlike his peers; and so he just carries on until one day during his kingship, after everything has been settled for a long while, someone comes up to him and asks ‘so when are you getting married?’ And Hiccup just. Bluescreens. Because that has never been something that’s crossed his mind, he’s always expected to continue his life as it is, it makes sense. In a split moment he sees his entire past, put together a pattern of Something, and clicks back to the present. ‘…Never, I guess never.’
And everyone’s like ‘well he’s the king so I guess we can’t really argue with that.’
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bonefall · 1 year ago
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As a Tenten stan, I feel you. Sakura got screwed over so hard x_x at least Tenten has her store and is relatively free of crazy emo asses. (Even though I am a Neji/Tenten shipper so shh) but like, what happened to Sakura is such bullshit. I would have taken her pulling a Tsunade then what she got.
OH my god don't even get me started on Neji. OH my god. Neji I'm so fucking sorry, I can't believe a bitch ass would ever do that to you
Kishimoto: "Everyone's bitching that no one's dying in the war arc, ay? WELL. I'll kill off the character who felt restricted by their destiny and made a vow to the main character that, together, they would make their own fate and that Neji would usher in a new era for the incredibly repressive Hyuuga Clan....... IN THE EXACT WAY HIS DESTINY ALWAYS FORETOLD, DEFENDING THE MAIN BRANCH, BUT IT'S COOL ACTUALLY BECAUSE IT'S HIS CHOICE TO DIE THE WAY HE WAS ALWAYS GOING TO."
Makes fucking SENSE though, since he had already thrown out everything about Naruto himself coming from nothing, and made him the secret reincarnation of this super amazing godking hero we never fucking heard about, and also a hybrid between two ubermensch bloodlines, making him even specialer than his pedigree emo boyfriend. And totally destined to face off against Sasuke instead of it simply being because they had been friends.
I HATE you War Arc I HATE you second half of Shippuden
Tenten I'm so glad that you have your weapon shop but I'm so sorry you got shafted. And I'm sorry Kishimoto is so creatively bankrupt he just slapped you with Lee despite neither one of you ever expressing romantic interest in each other, because he'd already brainlessly killed off Neji. OH my god!!
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